LOL!~ i swear you can stuff 20cent coins up my nose.
LOL!~

BEN AND JERRY'S!~ *ignores the hot babe behind me*
Oh, I have a new nickname. Yoko called me Bangs Boy,
Chee Buay. I'm gonna bath my head in
alcohol everyday to make my hair grow faster.
I totally regret getting this haircut. BANGS LEH!~
piang. No wonder the girls are turning me down, no wait. They always have.
New Wardrobe : $900
Coloured Contacts :$50
New Hairdo : $28
The look on all the faces of the girls who've turned me down : Priceless
For everything else there's daddy and mummy.I'm gonna give myself a new look as soon as my hair grows back/longer.
27th dec
Sentosa was okay, the life guard wouldn't let us swim deep into the water cause there were sightings of jellyfishes.
But we didn't give a fuck luh, we continued playing. LMAO!~ We were playing monkey and Kai Hui's aiming was superb I tell you. It kept landing on the persons neh neh. LOL!~ Okay, I won't say anything else...
But still, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!~~~~~ it was funny.
okok.
So anyway, after playing monkey some of us was hungry and went to KouFu to grab a bite while some of us stayed.
So this guy came along and started swimming in the area that we were playing and he started shouting.
His friends helped him up and they claimed that he was stung, I immediately stood up and peed all over him. HAHA!~
okay, i did not.
But i did offer him my services though, he looked at me giving me the fucked up look. HAHA!~
I was like telling everyone. "He is such a pussy. Its just a jelly fish sting and he doesn't have the energy to stand up. WUSS!"
Then it happened, Suan Hong and I was sitting on the shore feeling the waves and I saw an "orange" in between us and then i touched it. To my surprise it wasn't orange.
(I'm not gonna say what i did after cause it was damn stupid)
Word of the day:
Jelly fish's stings are painful, as if you've been burned by an iron. You get this burning sensation but not as exaggerating until i couldn't stand luh.
Then we started digging holes in the sand that is so deep till only our upper body can only been seen if we went in.
I covered mine with a plastic bag and sand.
MUAHAHAA!~
We went to Vivo City after that to have dinner, Ben & Jerry's and walked around, then they all wanted to go home. I wanted to watch a movie!~
So anyways, I called Aaron and we met up and we took a bus down to Benjamin's house.
We went to 7-11 to get some tidbits, had alittle heartfelt talk about our ex girlfriends. We went back to watch 40 year old virgin. I feel asleep halfway leaving Aaron and Ben playing PS2.
I woke up around 3.45pm and took a bath and had lunch at his house.
28th dec
Iris called halfway and told me they're celebrating her birthday and they bought me the movie tickets, so i cabbed home, changed and cabbed to Cineleisure. I was late for the movie and they left the tickets by the usher. So i told him my name and he gave me my tickets. We watched Night At The Museum. walked around after that, went to far east. I'm gonna get a hat. I hate my hair now. Ate at Sakura then they wanted to go to K-box. I didn't want to go cause i dun listen to Chinese songs much less sing them. And, why pay money and i can't sleep? (can't sleep cause of the bad singing)
LOL!~
So i took the MRT back with Jeremy. When i got home he showed me this video of this guy taking a knife and chopping of his penis, then using a hatchet and chopping off the scrotum and everything in it. The blood in it looked like Ketchup. But before that he used the knife and cutting a small hole in the scrotum and digging out his testicles. It looked like hazel nuts. Then he took the hatchet and started slicing and dicing everything he cut away. It was so gruesome that it immediately killed my erection i had. (that site has porn in it)
SICK SICK!~ I was supposed to meet someone at AMK station today at 11a.m. but that someone over slept and left me waiting for the call at home till 4p.m.
SUCK MAN!~